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Just Masturbated

RM 131.41

A vintage engraving of two gentlemen shaking hands, and one line of type explaining why they should not be. That is the whole joke. It does not need help.

Printed in white ink on a Comfort Colors 1717, the heavyweight garment-dyed blank that gets softer every wash and does not shrink into a crop top. Front print, 11 inches wide, big enough to read across a room. Five colorways, all dark, because white ink on a pale shirt is a rumor.

Printed to order in the US. Sizes S through 4XL.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Just Masturbated Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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